Vegas--Craziness

First off where to start? Vegas is electric. I've been killing the tables. I've discovered 2-4 Limit and I've been on fire. I've probably cleared $100 3 or 4 times. I've only lost about $200 twice so I think I'm doing pretty good.

The Rio is just so impressive I get sweats walking in there. Somebody told me I had bingo wings so I've been flapping them a bit to keep the players I'm railbirding cool. I've run into a lot of fans who know me from my blog and I think it's great. A couple of kids were even sucking their thumbs in reference to the title of my blog. Some of the railbirds have confused me for the Read Deal Nessy but that's okay, I like the attention. I almost signed an autograph or two but the japanese guy was actually just showing me a map.

First of all, the Clubs here bring a smile to my face. I think someone once said, "A stripper under a spotlight is the apple of adam's eye." I hear that. Put me in the Garden of Eden and it'd be apple sauce for everyone. I'm enjoying Sapphire club when I go out tonight with Mona, Mischa, Montella, and Tiny Tina. I hope to have some pics up soon.

The Main Event is whittling down and Toby Maguire busted out. I was sad. I loved him in Brokeback Mountain. When he exited I railbirded him and told him I loved him. I think he said "Blog you!" He knows me. I might make a T-shirt that says "Blog U." Like it's a university or something. You could also do a "FU" one all college like too. I got that at the idea dump. That's a polite way of me saying it came to me when I was taking a dump. The name the idea dump actually came from the idea dump. Isn't that ironic, don't you think (Mariah Carey).

I will give you guys an update soon. The newsweek thing hasn't worked out but I'm talking to a couple of websites about cross-pollination right now. I think Cardplayer may make me a quasi-celebrity blogger so i'm pysched.