Sunday, July 15, 2007

Video of the final table of sorts

I filmed this last night with a few of my friends. I think Captain Stacks and Bubble Boy will like this one.

http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=39948. From to left to right that's Mischa, Mona, Tiny Tina, and Montella.

They wouldn't let me play but they did let me film. Weird game really. I think all WSOP tables should be played like this one. Couldn't you just see Doyle and T.J. Cloutier leaning into David Singer and Darrell Dicken for the big finish in the rio. I might actually like seeing all those guys in their BVDs... but only if Nessy was there wearing hers.

Personally, I've played quite a bit of cash games. I'm really getting into this limit gaming. I distinctively remember having more chips in front of me than Mr. Chips Ahoy last night. Even if they were white ones I still felt rich. I finished down for the night because of this one big hand.

I think Ernest Borgnine said this in the Hold 'Em scene in Deer Hunter, "Flush with cash, I flashed my flush, but flushes fetch secondbest to fullhouses, and so flusher I got without my cash," maybe it was Neil Diamond. Still those words haunted me last night on the table as this man went runner-runner to get his full house. He was Vietnamese like the movie guys, and he said, "Nice Frush, I got weener." I couldn't believe he kept calling my bets and starting talking about his zipper meat.

Well, I'm going to try and sneak over to the Rio today. Look for me in my Flannel and say don't be afraid to come up and say hi. Even you breeders! I saw some guys pointing at me yesterday when I came out of the bathroom, because they knew I was famous but they were too afraid to say hi. They were giggling like school girls (I likey). Finally, an older gentleman had the courage to approach me. After taking the toliet paper from my shoe he was very nice when I offered to sign it for him.

2 comments:

Bad Beet said...

those bitches are fine . Im glad your Fred Flintstone looking ass wasnt on tv.

BullFeathers said...

That video is why no one should read your blog. I'm making another notation.